Submit Your Dumb Ideas to Industry!

A Chuck Rave:

That's me modeling the new HOM underwear

You’ve heard those cheesy commercials  on Spike TV, “Guys, hurry now and submit your ideas to industry.”  Apparently, a couple of those ideas did indeed make it to industry.  Yes!  Finally, a breakthrough in men’s underwear technology that rights an age old wrong, and because you’ve [apparently] asked, someone out there felt the need to deliver:  left handed underwear.  For those not familiar with this dilemma, i.e. ladies, south paws have struggled mightily whipping out their junk because of the poor design of men’s underwear.   Traditional underwear design features a vertical Y-slit that opens from the right, thus, foiling lefties from getting to their willies quickly.  The UK based company Hom, designers of the new underwear, estimate that their new horizontal flap design will save critical seconds at the urinal, and elsewhere, if you catch my drift. 

OK, word to Hom, and in the words of Conan O’Brien, hey morons “Nobody uses that flap!” 

So, left-handed underwear?  Definitely NOT Dudes on Diapers approved.