Submit Your Dumb Ideas to Industry!

A Chuck Rave: You’ve heard those cheesy commercials  on Spike TV, “Guys, hurry now and submit your ideas to industry.”  Apparently, a couple of those ideas did indeed make it to industry.  Yes!  Finally, a breakthrough in men’s underwear technology that rights an age old wrong, and because you’ve [apparently] asked, someone out there felt [...]

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Christmas in September

Chris says:                 It’s beginning to look at lot like Christmas… (breaks out into song). The first snow here is always kind of bitter sweet. It’s so pretty but it means winter is here. Yes, we get winter in September. And, the “last snow” is usually in June. So, only [...]

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DOD Goes International: Korean Dads Get Dissed!

A Chuck Rant: Korean dads are basically assholes according to Kim Seong-kon in The Korean Herald. Apparently, when Korean fathers get laid off, instead of helping out in the house, they sit around, barking orders, drinking Soju (Korean version of moonshine), and are “detested by their wives.” As the recession deepens, laid off husbands are [...]

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Multitasking: Stop Doing So Many Things!

A Chuck Rant: How many interviews have you sat on where the interviewee throws out the ol’, “I’m a chronic multitasker…” My first reaction is bullshit; everyone thinks they are a multitasking fool. My second thought is: I hate multitaskers, and how they seem to enjoy lording it over those of us who can only [...]

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The Benefits of Dad Being Unemployed

A Chuck Rave: According to USA Today, women are projected to overtake men in the job force by October or November of this year. Women currently hold 49.8% of the country’s 132 million jobs and that number will continue to rise. During this recession, men have been hit the hardest due to cuts in building [...]

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Bull penis

Did I get your attention? DudesOnDogs is the new DudesOnDiapers. Today’s product review:  Bully Sticks-  Yummy for your pooch.     Bully Sticks are 100% Bull penises, Not a tendon, and not processed meat strips.  We never try to hide what they are by giving them little cute names.       I don’t know… “Bully [...]

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Goggles, Boggles, and Doggles

A Chuck Rave: This has nothing to do with dudes or diapers. But, hey, it’s Friday, and this thing, item, accouterment, I stumbled across is way too funny not give some props to. So what the hell – Doggles. Doggles are goggles, but for your dog, hence Doggles. Sunglasses on dogs are nothing new, but [...]

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Goin’ back to Cali.

Chris says: Yes, it was a fun trip!  SO fun that Charles couldn’t even blog for a month after it!   Anywho, now that we’re back in action, here’s some funny pics, from my camera, o’ the kidlets… See Owen’s cute little stripey polo romper from the Hammonds! Thanks guys!

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The Dudes: Reunited and It Feels So Gooood.

A Chuck Rant: Did you miss us?  Didn’t realize we were ever gone? Haha, don’t worry, we didn’t miss you either.     Chris and I are best friends. We have been since our sophomore year in high school, where we had an up-close and personal encounter during some football tackling drills.   Although college, work, military, and marriage have conspired [...]

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A Gift that Will Make Dad Arrogant

A Chuck Rant: Do you ever look at your dad, and think “man, I will NEVER, EVER dress like that!” Dad’s over there sporting the Members Only jacket, shorts pulled up to his nipples, white calf socks, and to top it off, Rock Port walking shoes. How’d he ever get to this sad point? He [...]

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