Knocked Up

Chris says: We’re gonna have to change our little slogan up there! No more “2 babies.” If you’re not one of the lucky few I’ve told by now, it’s true… she couldn’t keep her hands off me.  My wife went and got herself knocked up. Yah, I had nothing to do with it, I just [...]

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Ask a Woman Her Weight? You Crazy Fool!

A Chuck Rant: It’s the ultimate trick question women pose to us foolhardy men. Your wife walks out of the closet, does a pirouette in front the mirror, frowns and asks you, “do I look fat?” Regardless of the state of her body, the right answer is to put on your best Spock face, complete [...]

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Congratulations!

Chuck Rant:    Congratulations to Debbie and Chris and their beautiful baby boy, Owen Christopher.  He is absolutely beautiful.   It’s not often that babies come out looking, well in his case, so handsome.  Honestly, most babies I see are not this cute.   Our newborn, Reagan, had a cone head, a mashed ear, and squinty eyes [...]

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Owen Christopher is here!

Everything was perfect and so is he.  Feb. 15, 12:35 PM, 7 pounds, 20.25 inches.  Only 25 minutes of pushing, Mom did phenomenal, amazing. I even got to deliver him!! Words can’t express my feelings. I’ll let the pictures talk…

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Pregnant chicks!

Chris sez: Today I want to take the time to honor those of us who have the courage to do what no man has done before, well, unless you watch TLC and see that disgusting person who claims to be a dude and is having a baby.  Sick!  But, I digress… To you women out there who have [...]

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